Tuesday, 9 June 2015

On the pleasures and frustrations of hand dryers

Now, I like hand dryers. None of that mucking around with paper towels that never quite seem to get the skin between the fingers dry and that other people somehow find inexplicably difficult to put in the bins. However not all hand driers are created equal. Some make the simple act of removing water from the skin a slightly thrilling experience, something to take pleasure in. You leave the facilities in an ever so slightly better frame of mind having encountered a machine that does its job well, and with a touch of flair. Other dryers however leave a feeling of annoyance at a what should be a simple task poorly done and pondering that eternal question, how hard can it be?

The example in the first picture falls into the second category. The hand drying equivalent of being breathed on by an asthmatic mouse, it fails to dry my hands in anything like a reasonable time while simultaneously being so cold as to leave me worrying about chapped skin. Looks good but fails to deliver.


The Dyson Airblade brings some theatre to the task, drying your hands with a certain panache, It is pretty effective too, getting your hands dry (and warm) quickly. The sensation as you move your hands up and down in the air, trying to find the perfect balance of pressure on both sides is almost like a game, with yourself, with the machine.


But for sheer power, these unbranded dryers (second picture) are second to none.


Deceptively small, they pack a surprising punch. It is like you have decided to use an English Electric Lightning with the afterburners full on as your preferred method of removing moisture. The skin on the back of your hand ripples from the onslaught of air in a rather pleasing manner, it is almost like you are getting a free massage. The temperature is just right, warming without being hot. Drying is accomplished in next to no time, but it has been such a blast you wish it would go on just that little bit longer, you are left wanting more.

How we remove the moisture from our hands after washing might seem trivial, but in our increasingly hectic and hassled lives it is important to appreciate and take pleasure in the little things like good design, efficiency, and attention to detail. Because the little things add up.

Tuesday, 20 January 2015

Wither Page 3: Right Campaign, Wrong Target?

Wither Page 3: Right Campaign, Wrong Target?
Media reports today suggest that following a high profile campaign The Sun might be quietly dropping the Page 3 photo of a topless (female) model in its print edition. The 'Page 3 Girl' has been a daily feature of the paper for forty-four years and as a symbol of leery misogyny and media sexism it has been rightly criticised.

Page 3 is a powerful symbol but there are more important feminist battlegrounds today. Indeed, it can be argued that it is something of an 'Aunt Sally' - an obvious target and that victory over it will make little real difference. I would argue that while the Stop Page 3 campaign is right protesting against the objectification of women, they picked the wrong target.

As I was planning to do some Feminism revision with my A2 students next week, I thought it might be a good idea to pose some questions to explore the issue, based broadly around the following arguments (obviously stated in a rather more neutral manner!):

The 'Victory for the neoConservative Mary Whitehouse Brigade' Argument.
Growing up in the 1970s and 80s I made it a rule to be wary of anything that Mary Whitehouse would have approved of. Her religiously inspired moral crusade was enthusiastically taken up by the anti-Libertarian right who wanted to tell everybody what they were and were not allowed to do or say or even think when it came to sexuality. Prime Minister John Major famously espoused a 'Back to Basics' approach to morals which included a heavy dose of 'Victorian Values' for the masses while concealing his extramarital affair; different rules apply to those wielding power it seems. This argument posits that by limiting women’s ability to express themselves the campaign has actually played into the hands of those who for political, ideological or religious reasons want to exercise control over women's freedoms.

The Elitist Argument
The readership of the Sun is broadly working class, and it is reasonable to assume most of the models are too. Critics could portray the campaign against Page 3 as an elitist Middle and Upper class attack on working class culture, this time the attack coming from the Liberal left as well as the right.

The Body Ownership Argument
Prudish sentiment is on the rise. In general culture, bodies are being covered up (again, consider who benefits from this and who loses out). Nudity is less common on mainstream television than a couple of decades ago although a huge range of pornography is available on digital tv if you want to pay a subscription and free online if you don't mind or don't care about your browsing and sexual tastes being tracked by advertisers and probably the government too. The models on Page 3 might be relatively poorly paid and used to sell newspapers, but why should they be denied the right to model topless if that is their choice? It is, after all, their body. Displaying a nipple (unless you are male of course) is frowned upon, even if it is to feed a baby. It is almost as if the 1970's didn't happen.

The Body Fascism Argument
With Page 3 (seemingly) gone are the pressures on women generally and young girls in particular reduced? Music videos routinely show thin, scantily clad female singers and dancers in a sexualised (and often submissive) manner, performing for the ‘male gaze’. What message is that sending to young women about how to succeed in life?

Now I have to hold my hand up here, I have not seen a copy of The Sun for some time but my recollection is that the typical Page 3 model is not a size zero supermodel. While perhaps not the average body shape the Page 3 model offered a somewhat more realistic portrayal of an aspirational body shape to her peers than those found in the fashion magazines.

The Bigger Problem, and the Better Target?
Which leaves us with the newspaper that had taken over from The Sun in influence: the Daily Mail. With its 'Sidebar of Shame' criticising women who transgress its ideas of proper behaviour or appearance; its leering over the 'womanly curves' of teenage celebrities and defining women by their body shape rather than their brains or abilities, the Daily Mail is arguably much more pernicious in its undermining of the self image and self confidence of women than 'Leggy Linda from Luton' ever was.

Maybe it should have been the campaigners' target.


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